A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF JOKES, PUNS AND RIDDLES.
ZANY. WACKY. DUMB. HILARIOUS.
A QUIP FOR EVERY OCCASION. A PUN FOR EVERY PREDICAMENT.
A KNEE-SLAPPER FOR EVERY COMEDY NEED.
Crime victim: Oh, please don't take my wedding ring. It has only sentimental value.
Robber: That's okay. I'm a sentimental guy.
What's an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there's a dog.
Psychiatry has helped me tremendously. Five years ago when the phone rang, I wouldn't answer it...today I answer it whether it rings or not.
What did one cabinetmaker say to the other?
We have to find some time for our shelves.
My husband's so dumb, he saves burned-out light bulbs to use in his darkroom.
What did the island-gobbling sea monster say? These islands aren't phillipine me up; I want samoa tahiti.
SURGEON'S SILLINESS WARNING: Dumb Jokes Are Addictive And Often Cause Fits of Uncontrollable Laughter.
